What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 09:07

He : Then let's have some coffee
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
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Me : Because it's month of August.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Tea ?
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : I'm 24.
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Me : Sure.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Me : No
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Me : I don't drink
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Thank you.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).